Rearry?

This coming from someone who always abandons plans with me to suck face with Diet Chuck. I'm not the villain here, mkay?
Oh, and stop spelling caffeine wrong. In this case, it's E before I. Suck my chach.
Okay, now I'm the villain. BUT I CAN'T PAY A MILLION DOLLARS FOR GAS TO DRIVE HALF AN HOUR TO YOUR HOUSE JUST TO SEE A MOVIE! I'm sorry, it's just impossible. Ask Bill Gates to make plans with you then, sheesh.