yay, forgiveness. somehow that looks misspelt..

We almost saw Tropic Thunder tonight but I told Les we couldn't, so I'm not that bad with movies.
And, you should take a picture. With you wearing it. And then add your badass editing skills and post it on deviantart so I can fave it.
In other news, I plan on marrying Dan Whitford of Cut Copy. I've liked them for a while now, but I didn't realize the lead singer was so ricky. (sexy.)
And he's Australian, and apparently tall. Hello, new future husband.<3

You're easily forgiven...

I ONLY SAID THAT STUFF CAUSE I WAS JOKING! I actually don't care that much, but I did wanna see it with you.
I don't think I'll ever see it though, cause it's R and everything, and I'm too chicken to sneak in + I look like I'm 12, so I couldn't buy a ticket.
And yes, I own a mask. I should take a picture of it... it's actually pretty creepy.

aw..

I'm sorry, but I did apologize for going and you still said shiz, so.. whatevuh.


Truce? Besides, I'm the Joker to your Batman, you can never leave me! Bwahaha! Except, you don't talk like a total chach when you put your mask on.
Wait, do you even own a mask???

I ONLY SPELLED IT WRONG ONCE! ONCE! AND SINCE THEN, I'VE SPELLED IT RIGHT LIKE, 4359083453 TIMES.
AND I NEVER ABANDON YOU FOR CHUCK! I've never canceled our plans because of him, ever. In fact, I think I've canceled plans with HIM, to hang out with you.

If you're gonna be bitchy I just won't post here anymore.

Rearry?

This coming from someone who always abandons plans with me to suck face with Diet Chuck. I'm not the villain here, mkay?
Oh, and stop spelling caffeine wrong. In this case, it's E before I. Suck my chach.
Okay, now I'm the villain. BUT I CAN'T PAY A MILLION DOLLARS FOR GAS TO DRIVE HALF AN HOUR TO YOUR HOUSE JUST TO SEE A MOVIE! I'm sorry, it's just impossible. Ask Bill Gates to make plans with you then, sheesh.

foiled again....

Well, I just thought I should update the world on the fact that Carly [AND LESLIE.] are dead to me.
Yes, they went and saw Step-Brothers without me. I WAITED FOR THEM. However, they didn't wait for me... I feel so used :/

Shine on, you crazy mormons.

Actually, we didn't see it because she fell asleep. And because we love you. Until you told me I ricked (sucked). I love Chuck, too (Not in a weird way, he's just cool. And Numnahrickchachlarious.). But I see he replaced me on your top friends list on myspace. That broke my heart. I'm going to Elliott Smith myself now. Your fault, Carrie.
In other news, I was watching the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony with the Parade of Nations, and I noticed that there were many fine foreign mustaches. All were good, and very different in comparison to an American mustache. You should have been thur. There were also 3462836282 countries I've never heard of. I've been more educated in that hour than I have in my whole life. Also, it turns out Brazil has like, 13 million people. Crazy stairs! Totally rickdiculous. But then I realized how sexy Brazillians are there and then I was no longer suprised. I mean, they do have a lot of spare time on their hands, so someone's gettin' busy.
In other, other news, Howie is the name of one of my teeth. He never fully grew in, and totally ruins my smile. I hate him. Carrie loves him. Of course she would, because he ruins my life/appearance. He's on my death list, second to Carrie. Carrie's like the Bill to my Uma. Except I'd rather get it on with Bill. No offense, my worthy adversary, but he doesn't have a vagina. Surely you understand.

you rick! as in, suck.

SAY WHAT? I saw The Dark Knight, on different days. All a week apart. And I only saw Love Guru and Get Smart before then. I only saw Love Guru cause it was the first date and all. AND, Get Smart was lame and we didn't even go to it to see the movie.
DON'T MAKE ME SLAP HOWIE OFF THAT LOVELY FACE OF YOURS.
But oh yes, Diet Chuck is now a part of Caffeine Free. We needed a male member. I'll have to run this by him.

Don't be a chach, Carrie Cola.

You saw Dark Knight three times? And on the same day?? Uh, keep in mind you saw those movies before I saw Kung-Fu Panda (Except Dark Knight). I didn't even know what a skadoosh was, but it makes me want to watch Step Brothers with Les today without you. Congrats.
PS, we forgot to include how your boyfriend Chuck as recently been added to Caffeine Free as Diet Chuck, because he's so damn skinny. But skinny boys are fun, so whatevs.

movies movies movies movies! I wanna see Movies, I wanna see STARZ!

So, today I was thinking of our little Summer Movie Extravaganza. And then I remembered, WE'VE ONLY SEEN THREE MOVIES! WTF! AND WE HAVEN'T GONE IN A LONG TIME!
1. Iron Man 10/10
2. You Don't Mess With The Zohan 6/10
3. Hellboy II: The Golden Army 7/10
On the to-do list: Step-Brothers, and Tropic Thunder.
But then again, I am largely to blame. Since I've gone to the movies... *counting on fingers* 5 times this summer, without Carly. And I have seen:
1. The Love Guru 9/10
2. Get Smart 3/10
3. The Dark Knight x3 8/10

Geez. BUT CARLY SAW KUNG-FU PANDA WITHOUT ME. That skadoosh...

Pretty sneaky, sis!

Oh, Currie! You got me again! But I'm glad you posted the story on how we came to be, because it's one of the coolest storylines ever. Plot included. The plot? We're secretly the daughters of celebrities. Because I'm Gwen Stefani Jr. and she's Shirley Manson II. Actually, I think I forgot what a plot even is. But Carrie Cola's gonna be some English major one day, so she'll correct me if I'm wrong. I would have posted another list on what's not awesome, but then it'd clash against the whole 'this site was dedicated to awesome things, blegh.' So I'll just let Perez Hilton talk about all the chach-y stuff in today's world. Oh, and to clarify, my name's Carly, but the Caffeine Free name is Coca Carla. It was Coca Carl, but Carrie thought Carla sounded better, so we just went with that. Well, I'm going to listen to SMASHING PUMPKINS on my ZUNE because I'm totally awesome. But no one cares, because no one's reading this. Well, maybe Jezzy. Good day to you, my good sirs.
PS, A virtual bitchslap? Really, Carrie? Did it look like this!?:

BECAUSE I FELT NUTHIN! You'd best watch yoself..

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Well, this is Carrie Cola, all. All those who read this. Which I'm guessing, is two? Anywho. I received [i before e except after c] a myspace comment from my dear comrade Coca Carla, asking what our next blog should be about. And needless to say, I decided to surprise her and write one myself :D Yes Carly, I am virtually bitchslapping you right now.
And I'm thinking, I should tell a little story about how Caffiene Free came to be.
It was the year.... I forget. It was 7th grade, alright? Anyway. My best friend, Hope, had just moved away. So I was lookin' for love in all the wrong places and needed a new, badasser best friend. That wouldn't move away. Lo and behold, there she was! An angel with the name of Carly. She was a "new kid". I thought she looked cool. But I was in for a surprise. She was much cooler than I imagined. We were in the same gym class, and she told me my Led Zeppelin shirt was cool. And then, we talked more, and we realized.... WE HAD THE SAME MUSIC TASTE! We liked all the same things! IT WAS FATE, MY DEARS. Rickdiculous, I know.

Welcome, bitches.

Basically, this blogspot was created to be one of the coolest sites ever. It's meant to be dedicated to awesome things, like personal heroes, fashion icons, musicians, etc. The name Caffeine Free was already taken, even though that happens to be our band/clothing line/merchandise name. The chaches who stole it shall pay.. Our names in that band happen to be Carrie Cola & Coca Carla. If that's not clever, than suck our ginger balls. Instead, however, we chose the name ricknumnah from an inside joke between us. Rick= filler word, originally used by an Amy Poehler character on Saturday Night Live. Numnah= a word used on some kids' spelling bee contest that is some sort of saddle blanket. We try to use it in sentences, because it's not the most common word ever. If you still don't get this, than you're tartar sauce. Goo-bye.