Pretty sneaky, sis!

Oh, Currie! You got me again! But I'm glad you posted the story on how we came to be, because it's one of the coolest storylines ever. Plot included. The plot? We're secretly the daughters of celebrities. Because I'm Gwen Stefani Jr. and she's Shirley Manson II. Actually, I think I forgot what a plot even is. But Carrie Cola's gonna be some English major one day, so she'll correct me if I'm wrong. I would have posted another list on what's not awesome, but then it'd clash against the whole 'this site was dedicated to awesome things, blegh.' So I'll just let Perez Hilton talk about all the chach-y stuff in today's world. Oh, and to clarify, my name's Carly, but the Caffeine Free name is Coca Carla. It was Coca Carl, but Carrie thought Carla sounded better, so we just went with that. Well, I'm going to listen to SMASHING PUMPKINS on my ZUNE because I'm totally awesome. But no one cares, because no one's reading this. Well, maybe Jezzy. Good day to you, my good sirs.
PS, A virtual bitchslap? Really, Carrie? Did it look like this!?:

BECAUSE I FELT NUTHIN! You'd best watch yoself..