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We haven't updated. We should. New color!
I wish Carrie could text more during school, but Penta's jerktasticle.
Some bitch in my first class was a total asshole about my "Once you go Barack, you never go back!" shirt. I hate that guy now. He could've at least had some sense of humor about it! Republicans are pretty racist, so he could've at least laughed at the shirt. Chach. He's just jealous since Sarah Palin's the new Lynne Spears. But errbody else loved it. Especially my art teacher, who said he wanted to get a shirt that said "Obama said knock you out!" lmfao. I also want that shirt.
Printmaking/Andy Warhol class is fun. We have Bob Marley fridays.
More bands should sound like a Bowie/Reznor collaboration. That is all.
Also, I heart Stella Zotis from Project Runway 5. She should get her own spinoff. The last episode depressed me.
But the recent episode of The Soup certainly didn't depress me. Could it ever? But Spaghetti Cat attacked him.
At least it wasn't Spaghetto Cat. That guy needs rehab.

yay, forgiveness. somehow that looks misspelt..

We almost saw Tropic Thunder tonight but I told Les we couldn't, so I'm not that bad with movies.
And, you should take a picture. With you wearing it. And then add your badass editing skills and post it on deviantart so I can fave it.
In other news, I plan on marrying Dan Whitford of Cut Copy. I've liked them for a while now, but I didn't realize the lead singer was so ricky. (sexy.)
And he's Australian, and apparently tall. Hello, new future husband.<3

You're easily forgiven...

I ONLY SAID THAT STUFF CAUSE I WAS JOKING! I actually don't care that much, but I did wanna see it with you.
I don't think I'll ever see it though, cause it's R and everything, and I'm too chicken to sneak in + I look like I'm 12, so I couldn't buy a ticket.
And yes, I own a mask. I should take a picture of it... it's actually pretty creepy.

aw..

I'm sorry, but I did apologize for going and you still said shiz, so.. whatevuh.


Truce? Besides, I'm the Joker to your Batman, you can never leave me! Bwahaha! Except, you don't talk like a total chach when you put your mask on.
Wait, do you even own a mask???

I ONLY SPELLED IT WRONG ONCE! ONCE! AND SINCE THEN, I'VE SPELLED IT RIGHT LIKE, 4359083453 TIMES.
AND I NEVER ABANDON YOU FOR CHUCK! I've never canceled our plans because of him, ever. In fact, I think I've canceled plans with HIM, to hang out with you.

If you're gonna be bitchy I just won't post here anymore.

Rearry?

This coming from someone who always abandons plans with me to suck face with Diet Chuck. I'm not the villain here, mkay?
Oh, and stop spelling caffeine wrong. In this case, it's E before I. Suck my chach.
Okay, now I'm the villain. BUT I CAN'T PAY A MILLION DOLLARS FOR GAS TO DRIVE HALF AN HOUR TO YOUR HOUSE JUST TO SEE A MOVIE! I'm sorry, it's just impossible. Ask Bill Gates to make plans with you then, sheesh.

foiled again....

Well, I just thought I should update the world on the fact that Carly [AND LESLIE.] are dead to me.
Yes, they went and saw Step-Brothers without me. I WAITED FOR THEM. However, they didn't wait for me... I feel so used :/

Shine on, you crazy mormons.

Actually, we didn't see it because she fell asleep. And because we love you. Until you told me I ricked (sucked). I love Chuck, too (Not in a weird way, he's just cool. And Numnahrickchachlarious.). But I see he replaced me on your top friends list on myspace. That broke my heart. I'm going to Elliott Smith myself now. Your fault, Carrie.
In other news, I was watching the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony with the Parade of Nations, and I noticed that there were many fine foreign mustaches. All were good, and very different in comparison to an American mustache. You should have been thur. There were also 3462836282 countries I've never heard of. I've been more educated in that hour than I have in my whole life. Also, it turns out Brazil has like, 13 million people. Crazy stairs! Totally rickdiculous. But then I realized how sexy Brazillians are there and then I was no longer suprised. I mean, they do have a lot of spare time on their hands, so someone's gettin' busy.
In other, other news, Howie is the name of one of my teeth. He never fully grew in, and totally ruins my smile. I hate him. Carrie loves him. Of course she would, because he ruins my life/appearance. He's on my death list, second to Carrie. Carrie's like the Bill to my Uma. Except I'd rather get it on with Bill. No offense, my worthy adversary, but he doesn't have a vagina. Surely you understand.

you rick! as in, suck.

SAY WHAT? I saw The Dark Knight, on different days. All a week apart. And I only saw Love Guru and Get Smart before then. I only saw Love Guru cause it was the first date and all. AND, Get Smart was lame and we didn't even go to it to see the movie.
DON'T MAKE ME SLAP HOWIE OFF THAT LOVELY FACE OF YOURS.
But oh yes, Diet Chuck is now a part of Caffeine Free. We needed a male member. I'll have to run this by him.

Don't be a chach, Carrie Cola.

You saw Dark Knight three times? And on the same day?? Uh, keep in mind you saw those movies before I saw Kung-Fu Panda (Except Dark Knight). I didn't even know what a skadoosh was, but it makes me want to watch Step Brothers with Les today without you. Congrats.
PS, we forgot to include how your boyfriend Chuck as recently been added to Caffeine Free as Diet Chuck, because he's so damn skinny. But skinny boys are fun, so whatevs.

movies movies movies movies! I wanna see Movies, I wanna see STARZ!

So, today I was thinking of our little Summer Movie Extravaganza. And then I remembered, WE'VE ONLY SEEN THREE MOVIES! WTF! AND WE HAVEN'T GONE IN A LONG TIME!
1. Iron Man 10/10
2. You Don't Mess With The Zohan 6/10
3. Hellboy II: The Golden Army 7/10
On the to-do list: Step-Brothers, and Tropic Thunder.
But then again, I am largely to blame. Since I've gone to the movies... *counting on fingers* 5 times this summer, without Carly. And I have seen:
1. The Love Guru 9/10
2. Get Smart 3/10
3. The Dark Knight x3 8/10

Geez. BUT CARLY SAW KUNG-FU PANDA WITHOUT ME. That skadoosh...

Pretty sneaky, sis!

Oh, Currie! You got me again! But I'm glad you posted the story on how we came to be, because it's one of the coolest storylines ever. Plot included. The plot? We're secretly the daughters of celebrities. Because I'm Gwen Stefani Jr. and she's Shirley Manson II. Actually, I think I forgot what a plot even is. But Carrie Cola's gonna be some English major one day, so she'll correct me if I'm wrong. I would have posted another list on what's not awesome, but then it'd clash against the whole 'this site was dedicated to awesome things, blegh.' So I'll just let Perez Hilton talk about all the chach-y stuff in today's world. Oh, and to clarify, my name's Carly, but the Caffeine Free name is Coca Carla. It was Coca Carl, but Carrie thought Carla sounded better, so we just went with that. Well, I'm going to listen to SMASHING PUMPKINS on my ZUNE because I'm totally awesome. But no one cares, because no one's reading this. Well, maybe Jezzy. Good day to you, my good sirs.
PS, A virtual bitchslap? Really, Carrie? Did it look like this!?:

BECAUSE I FELT NUTHIN! You'd best watch yoself..